Lyrics:
Copyright Chris Pratt (November 2001)
With apologies to W.S. Gilbert for the text and to Sir Arthur
Sullivan (When we sing as if for A Modern Major General!)
1. Solo:
In Surrey's leafy suburbs
where the mid-dle classes cong-regate,
As far as possi-ble from
those whose hous-es' values would
deflate
The val-ue of their prop-erty
below a mil-li-on or two,
There is an ed-u-cati-on-al
es-tab-lishment I know that
you-
Will rec-ognise as be-ing
where you once did, or con-tin-ue
to,
Ins-truct the cream of mod-ern
youth, one has to say al-though
a few,
Re-sist your over-tures with
an in-cred-ible te-nac-ity
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Comment Off:
"Tenacity-Tenacity (Spell please and monitor the results
carefully! recording them in at least triplicate and returning
them by last week on the form which will arrive tomorrow!)
Solo:
De-fy-ing all at-tempts to
incul-cate them with sa-gac-ity.
Chorus:
De-fy-ing all at-tempts to
incul-cate them with sa-gac-ity.
De-fy-ing all at-tempts to
incul-cate them with sa-gac-ity.
De-fy-ing all at-tempts to
incul-cate them with ba-sic sa-gaci-ty!
Solo:
It's known as Therfield School
and at its name competi-tors
will quake!
Its ac-ademic rec-ord is
su-perb and pupils oft-en
take
Great pri-zes-from the high-er
ed-uc-ati-o-nal est-abl-ishment,
Or what-so-ev-er job that
after be-ing Therfield-ites
they went- TO!
Comment Off:
(What - No Grammer (sic) any more!)
Chorus:
Great pri-zes-from the high-er
ed-uc-ati-o-nal establishment,
Or what-so-ev-er job that
after be-ing Therfield-ites
they went- TO!
(Second and Third Verse Stresses are similar!)
2. Solo:
The Campus stretches languidly almost unto infinity,
From Cleeve Road at one end to Tesco's at the other where
you'll see
A very high percentage of our old intelligentsia,
Who scan your shopping while ignoring that they know just who
you are!
The Western flank is bounded by "high-tec"' research
establishments,
Who take an active int-er-est in all the school's
developments-
Occas'nally donating things that they don't need to use
again--
PTO.
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